convo with le boyfrann:
Hell, we are so weird.
Me: Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep with crack kitty who is currently on my chest, purring like a lunatic for no reason other than pure love for her mommy and the awesome pillows that are my boobies.
Boyfriend: I'd be purring if I got to sleep in your boobies, too!
Me: if you put your head on my chest and started purring, I would either smack you and push you away or sedate and incarcerate you.
Boyfriend: That's not fair. Kitty gets to!
Me: That's the only way she can communicate happiness and kitty love. You are not a kitty. You are a man, my dear.
Boyfriend: Your man.
Me: Yessir. But not if you purr.
Boyfriend: (insert Kip Dynamite voice here) Dangit!
