February 2012
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Girl Can Say Any Word Backwards Within Seconds
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convo with le boyfrann:
Hell, we are so weird.
Me: Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep with crack kitty who is currently on my chest, purring like a lunatic for no reason other than pure love for her mommy and the awesome pillows that are my boobies.
Boyfriend: I'd be purring if I got to sleep in your boobies, too!
Me: if you put your head on my chest and started purring, I would either smack you and push you away or sedate and incarcerate you.
Boyfriend: That's not fair. Kitty gets to!
Me: That's the only way she can communicate happiness and kitty love. You are not a kitty. You are a man, my dear.
Boyfriend: Your man.
Me: Yessir. But not if you purr.
Boyfriend: (insert Kip Dynamite voice here) Dangit!
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My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter...
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My bets for today's Superbowl:
johngreenismypatronus:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.
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“Undress. Take off your clothes. Take off your body. Hang them up behind the...”
– Jeanette Winterson, The PowerBook (via helplesslyamazed)
